Total Medals Earned: 41 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 615 Points
Medals Earned: 5/8 (240/355 points)
A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!
Survive the cult follower attacks
Kill the cult leader
Kill Peter the Ant
Finish the Game!!
Die
Win the game without getting hit once
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/405 points)
Spell 1 word in a single game
Spell 5 words in a single game
Spell 10 words in a single game
Spell 15 words in a single game
Spell 20 words in a single game
Spell 25 words in a single game
Complete a daily game
Complete 5 daily games
Complete 10 daily games
Complete 20 daily games
Reach a depth of 1,000 ft.
Reach a depth of 2,000 ft.
Reach a depth of 3,000 ft.
Reach a depth of 4,000 ft.
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/720 points)
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Rob a store
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/475 points)
Get to wave 5 in endless mode
Defeat evil (In classic mode)
Defeat evil without taking damage (In classic mode)
It's part of the game, you know the drill
Kill 1 000 Monsters, damn dude
Kill 10 000 monsters, whoa
Play the minigame without hitting obstacles
Acquire DMG +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Acquire PIERCE +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Destroy the painting
Try the game out on a phone
Get to wave 10 in endless mode
Get to wave 20 in endless mode
Medals Earned: 12/18 (145/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/65 points)
Kill your first victim.
Died!
beat the game
Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (65/165 points)
Get ripped in half
Get a gun
Get a shotgun
Beat Tricky
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
Play the game for the first time
Kill the boss and complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)